In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

p/s: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHA…!

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But right now, I would agree with my addiction to Twitter. Yes, I am about 80%-90% addicted to Twitter. And I am proud of it. Hahaha.

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So, if you’re on Twitter, just start following me then…I’ll follow you back (if you’re not a spammer).

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Ok, start following me in Twitter or Facebook for updates. Maybe I will only blog when I really have something to share. Perhaps, once a month.

Add me!

Twitter | Facebook

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After WP2.7, all upgrading process can be done automatically. Mine worked well up until version 2.8 and then it started having problems. I can’t upgrade to version 2.9 and now can’t seem to auto upgrade to version 3.0.

Oh well, as long as it runs properly, I don’t mind upgrading it manually. But I hope I won’t be having any more problem(s) after version 3.0.

On the side note, WP3.0 is AWESOME!

I’m lovin’ it… :-p

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

Ok, now I’m a year older and wiser.

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It is even more than the site visit that I received for a whole year. I like it. I really do. At least I’m gaining more traffic and I’m sure to be writing more up-to-date blog(s) in relevance to the current issues. I know, that is one of the most effective way to gain traffic for any website. From the image above, you can see the difference in my web traffic.

Big jump eh? But yeah, it only lasted for a few days. Now it’s back to “normal” mode.

Need.Blog.Ideas…

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Update 2: News already appeared in Berita Harian Online and Bernama at 4.15pm and 4.45pm respectively.

Something I read in my Facebook this morning really pissed me off. I’m sure by now most of you have heard about the accident that happened early this morning (3rd June 2010) at around 3am in Taman Cheras Pertama. The news even came out on national TV (TV3) for the 1.30pm bulletin.

The accident was very bad, but that’s not the main issue that pissed me off. It’s about a guy who witnessed the accident was trying to help a helpless girl who got stuck in her about-to-catch-fire vehicle, went to BHPetrol (BHP) station in Taman Cheras Pertama to borrow their fire extinguisher to put out the flame. But he was chased away by 2 of the petrol station attendants and they did NOTHING at all to help.

The poor girl who was stuck in her vehicle died in the fire.

I shall let the story be told by the witness himself - Akina Teo. Here’s his Facebook article:

FUCK BHP!!!!! FUCK BHP!!! why? let me tell you!!

this morning approx 3.20am, at Cheras Tmn Pertama roundabout,

saw a freak accident, involving a Vios, Myvi and a Lorry.

im one the first badge who arrive, mean it just happen maybe seconds ago.

Vios believe to be turtle and badly damaged. When im passing by the vios, rear passenger started to pull out the front driver and front passenger.

then when i pass the Myvi, the car was totally sardine. Heard one girl was yelling cos piined inside. I stop my car then run towards the myvi to offer a hand while calling 999 emergency line to request for ambulance and bomba.

then saw fire spark at the engine bay of myvi. while still on the phone with emergency line to provide more details, i run back to my car and drive to BHP station which is just less than 500m away from the scene.

then i request for the fire extingusher from the attendant which is kept inside. There was 4 extingusher on the ground. But the attendant refuse to pass to me.

the BHP attendant claimed dat the door cant be open.

then i shout at him, i need it! i want it! someone is pinned inside the car and its started to burn!

then the BHP attendant keep repeating he kenot borrow and open the door.

then i was like WTF! if ur kiosk is burning can u come out? then he replied yes.

then he still say he kenot open the door. Then he say his boss wont allowed to borrow. WTF!!!

then i started to amuk kicking the kiosk and punching the glass of the kiosk.

i even throw my IC to him say that if im dun return u report police.

i saw i borrow.. if i use it i will pay for it. then he keep on just smile at me.

then he ask another partner to come out. Then i start shouting and yelling at them with bad words saying dat if the girl dies you two are the murderer.

then the 2nd BHP attendant shout back at me.

i demand for their names, i told them i would complain bout them,

then the 2nd attendant copy down my number plate and said that all my acts been recorded on CCTV and he gonna report to police tumoro. I challenged him.

then i drove off back to the scene.. the car was totally burning and the poor girl was burn alive inside.

then i spoke to the Bomba and PDRM how many casualties was inside. they told me one girl.

Then i spoke to PDRM about the incident happen in BHP.. then the policemen also scold with anger WTF with them.. if i could get the fire extingushier.. the girl might be saved.

then the Policemen ask me to go police station to report a cover about the BHP, and he assured me that the stupid BHP wont get to report on me.

Personally i would like to ask, how much does 4 fire extingusher cost? isit more expensive than a life?

would like to ask the BHP petrol station’s boss! u cant afford to lose 4 fire extingusher then u better closed down your station!!!! Fuck you boss!!!!

and this is to BHP MALAYSIA!! seens your procedure to keep all safety gadget inside the kiosk… if anything happen during refueling… is your attendant gonna open the door to help? seens he claimed that the door cant be open after hours??

FUCK YOU BHP!!! FUCK YOU!!!

i personally from now on will boycott BHP… i dont know how about you all!!!

gonna give BHP HQ a call tumoro… see what the fuck will they say about this kind of safety measurement they have!!!!!

for the two BHP attendant!!! you are the murderers!!!!!

It is very sad to know that some Malaysians are selfish of their own things. So what? One fire extinguisher is enough to put out the fire. How much can that one cost? If they are human, they would have brain to think, all simple and logic sense. Sad to know that they don’t have any. They should be punished for their selfish acts. Probably, their boss too for being so stingy.

Let us all boycott BHP, if not all BHP, let’s just boycott BHP Taman Cheras Pertama! See what if the station is burned down and no one to give them fire extinguishers or call the fire department. See how would they feel.

Bastards!

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I’m sure everyone is talking about the Persian Prince by now. And tons of movie reviews about it has been blogged. But I just want to make mine quick and simple (with spoilers).

*Note: If you haven’t watch the movie, you can read the original game synopsis but not my version of the movie synopsis.

From the original game synopsis:

Passing through India en route to Azad, King Shahraman and his son, the Prince, conquer the Maharajah of India for honor and glory. After looting the city, they continue to Azad. In Azad, the Vizier of the Maharajah tricks the Prince into releasing the Sands of Time, using the Dagger of Time. The Sands infect everyone in the kingdom, turning them into monsters. The Prince, Princess Farah (the Maharajah’s daughter), and the Vizier remain unchanged due to their possessions: a dagger, a medallion, and a staff, respectively. On a journey to repair the damage he has caused, the Prince teams with Farah to return the Sands of Time to the hourglass, using the Dagger of Time. As time goes on, the Prince and Farah start to grow closer, to the point where she admits her love to the Prince while he was unconscious. After they make their way to the Hourglass of Time, the Prince hesitates, and the Vizier uses magic to throw him and Farah into a tomb. While in the tomb, the lights go out. Farah tells Prince of the word “kakolookiyam”, a word her mother taught her when she was little. The Prince awakens, and the Dagger and his weapon have been stolen by Farah, who left him with her medallion so that he would not be affected by the Sands of Time. The Prince pursues and catches her, but she falls to her death. Driven by grief, the Prince stabs the top of the hourglass with the Dagger of Time, locking the Sands of Time back into the hourglass, reversing the events of the game. The Prince awakens prior to the invasion of the Maharajah’s kingdom, and makes his way to Farah’s bedroom. He tells her a story about the events of the game, as she does not remember, but the Vizier shows up, and fights the Prince. The Prince emerges victorious and gives the Dagger of Time back to Farah. As he leaves, Farah asks what his name is. He responds by saying, “Kakolookiyam”, to prove that his story was true.

Source: wikipedia.org

The movie synopsis, cut (very) short by me:

They weren’t in India. Vizier? Who’s Vizier? But there’s a dude name Nizam who is the uncle to the prince. The babe is not Farah, but Princess Tamina instead (who?). No one turned into monsters. There wasn’t a medallion nor a staff. But you can see cool effect when the prince activates the Dagger of Time. Oh heck. The rest of the synopsis is totally different than the one from the game. And to have an ostrich race in the movie is kinda weird.

Nevertheless, it was a cool movie to watch. Prince Dastan’s agility is very much similar to the game. Imagine seeing someone doing parkour in the desert around buildings and narrow passages. He even ran on walls to avoid being caught.

So, in short, go watch the movie if you don’t mind it being slightly different from the game. But I’m sure you will enjoy it’s “new and different” storyline with awesome CG effects. Surely I will rate it as one of the best movies of 2010.

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I hate seeing any animals being abused or treated in such manner. So to those who are concern about animal rights should join in and support the awareness that is going to be held at the resort on 29th May 2010. Details of the awareness campaign is available here.

This has got to stop!

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